No offence but this is funny!
February 13, 2008 by natsuki
Filed under Breastfeeding & Pregnancy, Miscellaneous
I don’t know if you have read this blog before but hey, she is funny and i like the way she wrote her article!
A friend happened to link her article about breastfeeding to me which i find it interesting and funny too! Very sarcastic and tongue lashing, but no offence hor as this is good for someone like me who still get comments from others about breastfeeding. It can be annoying when they say skinny (but now i dah tak skinny lagi) and flat chested (pun dah tak sangat ah, lol!) people like me still got milk meh? ;p
“Breastfeeding is a personal choice. Having a child likewise, is a very big commitment. We want only the best for our children.
And the best is to not substitute the main food of our treasures called MILK.
Because..
Cow’s milk = meant for cows
Human’s milk = meant for humanIts common sense right… so cow’s milk can NEVER ever be superior than Human milk. Don’t ever let any Aunties-who-think-they-are-Einstein induce you to think that way… unless you’re that AUNTIE EEKS (Get out of my blog)!!That said… I must stress this important point to the PEOPLE WHO DO NOT BREASTFEED. If you DON’T breastfeed, you are NOT QUALIFIED to comment about breastfeeding really. Read this:1) Don’t pluck statements from the air… I’ve done so much research and your statements without claims…damn! It just makes you look stupid.2) Don’t ask a lactating mother if there is enough milk, it obviously sounds like you failed breastfeeding yourself, or have never breastfed before, thus making you sound stupid as well. And, ITS RUDE!!! SO SHUT UP!3) Don’t say breastfeeding is close to impossible… you’re the lazy one actually, giving so many excuses for yourself rather. Don’t pull someone else down with your failure.
4) Don’t question the size of the breast, big or small breasts produce enough milk. Size in this case doesn’t matter at all. (But penis size does LOL.) Demand = supply. If your baby drinks alot from your breast, your breast will naturally have/make enough for the baby. The human body is a very complex organism, let’s just say its a miracle… Never mind that biology theory. Since the question, ‘your breasts so small can ar?’ is a very retarded(which makes you a retard to ask that) question.
5) Don’t say, ‘Not everyone can breastfeed’. Only doctors can say that. There are the minority who truly have medical complications FORCING them not to breastfeed. To the rest who *couldn’t* breastfeed, it was YOUR CHOICE to stop. It can be because you were
A) Lazy = You need to sleep at night or you will die??
B) Easily coerced<– then you’re not fit to be a mama.. Baby is yours, not theirs. Still your choice eh…
C) Give up easily = because it is painful or tiring. Not everyone can make sacrifices. Still its your choice.
D) You make believe you will never have enough milk… search within your heart. Unless you have a medical problem, you definitely will have milk. Quit telling yourself and others that some people do not have milk… ITS NOT TRUE. BECAUSE YOU FAILED, so as to comfort yourself, you make others fail as well to nurse your broken heart.
6) There’s so much!!! LOL I mean these people really GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO LEH! So avoid them at all costs. Get your husband to PROTECT you!! Thats their DUTY, their RESPONSIBILITY!!! If the naysayers still don’t get the hint, SNAP and tell them to ‘SHUT UP’!!! Lock your room door! There’s nothing they can do? What arrest you for breastfeeding your baby??? *scoffs*”
Alhamdulillah, my milk supply is getting better now. Instead of having 50ml aje per session (about 20 minutes expressing the milk), i now get at least 75ml (i stayed for 30 minutes now per session). Maybe because i am the impatient type when comes to expressing milk in a boring office room. Ya, as i mentioned before, my milk supply is not as much as my colleagues who can expressed it at least 150 ml per session.
I have to do 3 sessions of expressing my milk during office hour just to get a 140 ml milk. Tsk tsk. But now, i need only 2 sessions to get the full amount. Fenugreek does help but we must also watch our daily intake of foods and vegetables/fruits. Will work hard more for the milk to increase. Not an easy job i must say because my perut is getting boncit and boncit youuuu! Asik minum susu pagi petang and malam and taik aku sembelit. LOL! Nah, its time to drink more juices.
Really tau. No offence to you people out there. It is Still Your Choice mah? Initially, i dont like breastfeeding but as day grows by, i am becoming more attached with my boy and thus decided to continue breastfeed him until it stop naturally.
Been thinking of having another one, maybe a Girl this time, but well, aku baru shopping sakan beli kasut, baju, seluar, LOL! Nanti lah, nak kena plan cantik molek dulu. Being pregnant is beautiful but nak go through the labour process and the jahit pepek part tu, tak sanggup aku!
Maybe next few days i will blog about my gojane shoes ah. Nowadays macam dah takde ‘kick’ gitu nak update pasal kasut baju beg baru ni suma. I think i am growing older and older and more prone to update about motherhood’s life? Boring kan? More kids birthday bash to attend this week. And it has been like 3 weeks berturut turut si Shibly nye kengkawan buat birthday bash. Kalah Mak dia nye member pun takde nak partay2 ni suma.
My baju tetek sudah sampai. It is very costly for me and I feel it is not really worth it. But ok lah tu. The baju is not really that WOW lah gitu but at least it is convenient for me to breastfeed him in public. Can’t wait to wear it this weekend. Will try not to be lazy to snap some peektures.
Cheers!
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