Being a resident at Jalan Tiga, my husband and I would always feel frustrated and insecured with our parking lot. Initially, we felt blessed for having a 7th storey multi carpark right in front of our block. It has always been easy for us to peek a boo at our car since our window at the living room is facing the carpark (that is provided if we park our car right in front of our house lah).

Unfortunately, our season parking lot has always been occupied with the inconsiderate and hungry nak mampos drivers who always patronised the hawker centre at Old Airport road. They are such a big sucker and they can even park their bloody stupid cars at the NO PARKING entry or even at the handicapped sign board.

My husband has always been cursing at those irritating and forever hungry drivers because he has to park his car either at the 4th or 5th or worst still at the 6th storey (7th storey dah open carpark, nanti kereta kotor). Damn it. We paid for the parking season every month and these idiots has used our paid parking lot for their own convenience. Although it took maybe about 10 to 15 minutes to have their fucking meal, there will be another idiot who will compete with another idiot just to park their cars at the most convenience lot and that include our season parking!

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I’m not being mean.

I knew little about cars but i have to say this.

The other day, when my husband drove me back home, i saw this particular car on the road, with a heeeeeyuuugggeee stickers on it which reads ‘Integra’. I was looking at the model of the car, it seems funny though cause it doesn’t look like the car which it supposed to be.

When my husband drove pass the ‘Integra’ car, i then realised that it was Hyundai cause of its logo behind it. And so i thought, “Shouldn’t it be Honda Integra instead of Hyundai Integra?”

I asked my husband, just to double confirm my “pandai2 aje thoughts”.

Me: Dee, Hyundai got Integra model or not?

Hubby: As far as i’m concerned, only Honda Integra. Why?

Me: I saw one Hyundai car with Integra sticker on it.

Hubby: You sure Hyundai or not? Agaknya Honda lah. Mata you tu agaknya tak nampak.

Me: Tak la. It is Hyundai. Model kereta dia pun tak macam Honda Integra.

Hubby: Wah, dah pandai seh tengok model kereta apa. Biar lah. Agaknya dia nak feeling kereta dia macam Integra, tak salah pe.

Me: Ooooohhh…dia macam you eh dulu, yang kereta Lancer 1.3 tapi feeling macam Evo tu eh?

LOL!!

Ok its not funny cause i saw a lot of cars has so many many stickers on it. Example, Momo, powered by HKS, and etc…..(suddenly i couldn’t remember what are the other stickers).

And frankly speaking, i couldn’t tolerate cars with so much stickers brand on it, but end up, the car is just nothing. And those like Subaru WRX and TS car model. If yours is TS, act like one. Don’t vroom vroom your car as if it is WRX. And do not give that stuck up face when you drive your ’sporty’ car on the road. I soooooo menyampah. Just because you have so many bloody stickers on your car and you think your exhaust is very powderful, you can give me that stuck up face and showing a sign that yours is a fast car?

This is what i think. Do not put funny-funny stickers if your car has no relations with any of the brands. Put something which relates to any of the stuffs which you have bought for your car.

Example, if you have Momo steering wheel or gear knob, yea, you can put the Momo stickers on your car. If no, then put MOMOK stickers and a picture of your middle fingers on it, just in case if people like me are so particular with the style of your car.

LOL!

*roll eyes*

I is so clever.

Now then i know that i can use comments off.

Better?

Just like our car without the sticker. I think it looks much much BETTER!

I love ASS 13.