Unfortunately, our season parking lot has always been occupied with the inconsiderate and hungry nak mampos drivers who always patronised the hawker centre at Old Airport road. They are such a big sucker and they can even park their bloody stupid cars at the NO PARKING entry or even at the handicapped sign board.

My husband has always been cursing at those irritating and forever hungry drivers because he has to park his car either at the 4th or 5th or worst still at the 6th storey (7th storey dah open carpark, nanti kereta kotor). Damn it. We paid for the parking season every month and these idiots has used our paid parking lot for their own convenience. Although it took maybe about 10 to 15 minutes to have their fucking meal, there will be another idiot who will compete with another idiot just to park their cars at the most convenience lot and that include our season parking!

My husband proposed that he will need a part time job to ensure that nobody is gonna park their car at any of the season parking. I asked him, yea, what job will that be?

He voluntereed to be a part time parking attendance cause it seems that those parking attendance is not doing their job very well. I told him that I will joined him too so that we can jolly well saman those  idiots who tried to park their stupid damn car at any of the season parking. I believed that I am also helping the residents of Jalan Tiga who shared the same sentiments like us by doing this free job. :p

Oh by the way, i did mention about insecured, am I? Yes, we were insecured because the other day, someone threw FLOUR at our car! For goodness sake! At first, we thought it was a detergent. Perhaps, it must be one of the bangla who did his part time job by cleaning some cars every night at the carpark and has accidentally threw a bucket of detergent at our car. But no, it wasn’t! We only realised it when we went to the nearest petrol station to get the car washed. It was all sticky! Stupid! How frightening it was. Luckily it was flour, what if it is BLOOD? A pig’s blood? Or a PIG head on top of his car? Hmmm….should that thing happened, my husband must have offended a number of AH LONG due to his failure to pay his monthly instalment regularly la eh? LOL!

After that incident, we had always be careful where to park our car. Few years back, we found all 4 tyres of Mazda RX8 went missing. It happened at the same multi-storey carpark. Although we were not the owner of the car, we reported that incident to the police. Ain’t we a considerate neighbour?

Ok, let’s stop babbling about the parking idiots and cars. Stay tuned for my next entry. More peektures coming up with my typical Minah girlfriends (does that include me too?)

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I knew little about cars but i have to say this.

The other day, when my husband drove me back home, i saw this particular car on the road, with a heeeeeyuuugggeee stickers on it which reads ‘Integra’. I was looking at the model of the car, it seems funny though cause it doesn’t look like the car which it supposed to be.

When my husband drove pass the ‘Integra’ car, i then realised that it was Hyundai cause of its logo behind it. And so i thought, “Shouldn’t it be Honda Integra instead of Hyundai Integra?”

I asked my husband, just to double confirm my “pandai2 aje thoughts”.

Me: Dee, Hyundai got Integra model or not?

Hubby: As far as i’m concerned, only Honda Integra. Why?

Me: I saw one Hyundai car with Integra sticker on it.

Hubby: You sure Hyundai or not? Agaknya Honda lah. Mata you tu agaknya tak nampak.

Me: Tak la. It is Hyundai. Model kereta dia pun tak macam Honda Integra.

Hubby: Wah, dah pandai seh tengok model kereta apa. Biar lah. Agaknya dia nak feeling kereta dia macam Integra, tak salah pe.

Me: Ooooohhh…dia macam you eh dulu, yang kereta Lancer 1.3 tapi feeling macam Evo tu eh?

LOL!!

Ok its not funny cause i saw a lot of cars has so many many stickers on it. Example, Momo, powered by HKS, and etc…..(suddenly i couldn’t remember what are the other stickers).

And frankly speaking, i couldn’t tolerate cars with so much stickers brand on it, but end up, the car is just nothing. And those like Subaru WRX and TS car model. If yours is TS, act like one. Don’t vroom vroom your car as if it is WRX. And do not give that stuck up face when you drive your ’sporty’ car on the road. I soooooo menyampah. Just because you have so many bloody stickers on your car and you think your exhaust is very powderful, you can give me that stuck up face and showing a sign that yours is a fast car?

This is what i think. Do not put funny-funny stickers if your car has no relations with any of the brands. Put something which relates to any of the stuffs which you have bought for your car.

Example, if you have Momo steering wheel or gear knob, yea, you can put the Momo stickers on your car. If no, then put MOMOK stickers and a picture of your middle fingers on it, just in case if people like me are so particular with the style of your car.

LOL!

*roll eyes*

Now then i know that i can use comments off.

Better?

Just like our car without the sticker. I think it looks much much BETTER!

I love ASS 13.

Step One: Check the gear knob

Step 2: Double check again whether the gear knob is in the right position or not cause he was thinking whether to drift or drive.

Step 3: Oh my God!!! He just can’t be bothered with other stuffs anymore. Look how happy he is and also willing to show his one and only tiny tooth!

Final step: Clap! Clap! Looks like my son cannot believe that he can finally drift and drive. LOL!

His lokek smile…

There goes my sweet little boy. I am always falling in love with him and he is always in my heart every second!

To Daniyalmomma, here is a sneek preview of Shibly wearing jersey bola. If you can have that sneek preview of Daniyal’s birthday cake, Shibly pun ada ahhhh…LOL! (But his jersey bola is of course, exclude his Oma’s jewelleries.) LOL!

I cant wait to attend to Daniyal’s party this Saturday. Cant wait to dress up my boy for the party. It is a simple birthday theme. So Shibly gonna wear this and his nike shoes, all sponsored by his Oma. So lucky you Shibly! Very abang-abang bola lah. Unfortunately, your daddy is not really interested with soccer. I wonder why? Very rare kan lelaki tak interested with soccer? Why? Why?

Lucky thing last week no events at all. Saturday was spent at home and with a company of Ali and Xara. They came over to our place and bought Shibly toys and clothes from Mothercare! Macam birthday Shibly pulak! Thank you guys!!

And oh, this morning i was late to work. Heavy rains and the worst part, one of the tyres got punctured again. We had to look out for the tyres shop and lucky there was one along the Paya Lebar Road. It was at Shell Petrol Station again.

Waiting for tyres..

The Stupid Idiot Rascal Rowdy Thugs metal that caused his tyre to puncture.

Kanina lei. Lucky thing we got enough time to send Shibly at his Oma’s place. If not, alahaiii..urgent leave again! And no, he did not change his tyres. He just tampal that hole only cause his tyres are still brand new. Expensive liao want to change tyres which cost at least about $100+ per tyre. Idiot!

Well, now i gotta rush for meeting! See ya soon everayboday!

So i asked him, HOW?? And he told me no choice but he gotta drove slowly to Shell to pump out the tyres. When we reached at the Shell petrol station, he pumped the tyres and then he told me that he gotta drove it slowly again till we reached at my mum-in-law’s place to send Shibly. I asked him why SLOW? Because it got something to do with dont know what else yang tak kena lagi dengan tayar dia.

Grrrrrr….

I then told him, no need lah. By then what time already? He still need to remove dont know what the thing called, cause i heard that he need a plier to remove it. So i told him to send Shibly and me back home and i will have to take urgent leave for nothing. Really sucks you know. I dont want to risk my son’s life for nothing cause it is dangerous to drive when you have punctured tyres.

So the husband send both Shibly and me home. That’s it! I guess, dont know, maybe im left with 2.5 days of leave? *paranoid*

The moment i reached home, i was suddenly very happy! Of course lah happy because i can spend more time with Shibly. Hehehe!!!!

By the way, this was the toy that i bought for him and which Shibly doesn’t fancy at all. This is something like a walker too and Shibly also can sit on it. I saw few kids owned something like that, some are bikes and trucks, so i also took the chance to buy for my son. Maklum lah, dulu susah seh nak dapat mainan from my parents. Imagine that my parents couldn’t even afford to buy me Barbie. So sad lei. That’s how poor we lived. But my mum never fail to make me happy. She bought me a doll named Candy instead of Barbie. Hehehe.

Shibly at his walker whilst i fed him with home-cooked Salmon porridge for lunch! Shibly doesnt like the Nestle Salmon Porridge.

We were actually chasing each other and it was very tiring! Ya, ya, had to entertain him with all the chasing or else, he wont eat the food peacefully.

Then next, i had to make him go for his shower..

Why rubber duckie is a MUST to be in the bath tub?

Anyway, i had to scold Shibly earlier because he cried like kena beaten badly from me!! Imagined that he was wailing so badly when i told him i need to have my 5 mins shower? GGrrrr!! He really made me lose my temper lerrr. Hahaha, you know i got this swing mood? I dont even give a damn to my own son. But after that, i felt damn bloody guilty for scolding him and made him cry so hard….sob sob…..Sorry Shib, mummy so bad…

Now Shibly is having a good nap after the scolding and after the sobbing…(he was sobbing real hard you know?)

I’d better make it up to him. I will be very super extra large large NICE to him. Will bring him down to the playground later and gonna feed him super nice dinner too whilst waiting for the daddy to come back home in the evening.

And hehehe, i am not very the ‘ke-ibuan’ ok? I do have my temper at times. Tsk. Susah tau ada mak kepala angin dan step garang ni. Honestly, i hate myself when i scolded him. Dah lar cuti tinggal sikit, tak dapat rehat pulak tu. But i am thankful at the same time cause i get to spend time with my son rather than entertaining the customers at work. Duh!!

My goodness! What kind of remarks was that? Do you know what i felt like doing yesterday? I felt like getting out from the car and  took a bus back to my mil’s place and promised that i will and shall never ever get him to fetch me again! Grrrrr!

So i told him off, in a nice manner of course ( to avoid arguments) and said that he pisses me off with that kind of remarks. What does that suppose to mean? Even if we’re on tight budget, he shouldn’t tell me off like that. And i told him that i was already stressed enough to be seated in his car.

Number One: His COE car is almost dying. His engine aje bunyi kuat tapi sebenarnya that car dah macam nazak. The air-con is not strong enough and I can only enjoy the not-so-strong aircon when Shibly is with us in the car. But the moment Shibly is out of the car, that’s it ok? My husband will not turn on the aircon and both of us will have to wind down the windows car and enjoy the breeze of all smokes! The terrible part is when the weather is like damn hot. I’ve always been looking forward for a rainy day so that i can have the excuse to use the air con.

Number two: His car is very bumpy i tell you. It got worse when the road is super rocky and there it goes, both Shibly and I will shake like as though there is an earthquake gitu! Kalau baru lepas bersalin and the ehem masih kena jahit lagi, better dont take that car or all the jahitan will terbukak and you will scream like hell. The miracle thing is, Shibly loves his daddy car. He enjoyed the bumpy ride. Why not? Because when i was pregnant, hari2 my husband send me to work with loves and with bumpy ride!

Number three: The reason why my husband has to turn off the aircon is all because he need to save the petrol. More usage of aircon means more usage of petrol. And a full tank petrol cost him like$100 +bucks ok? Further more, that car uses a lot of petrol. Cannot tahan liao! Plus, we are not living so comfortably like before we got married. Serious ok? All because we spent too much on furniture items and plus reno loan and overspent on other personal things and that’s why we end up being like this. So kemut2 with the petrol. Padan muka!

The other day, he got problem with the passenger door (that’s my seat la). He cannot wind up the window and well, he spent like $350 to get a new motor so that the window can be wound up. Irritating right?

I told him many times to get rid of his ass 13 but he doesnt want to. That was his dream car when he was soooooo crazy over drifting. But now, drifting is no more IN thing already. I mean, for me lah. So i told him why not get a cheap and comfortable car and with less petrol consumption?

And he asked me, apa? Kia? Proton? Hyundai? Apa lagi?

I said, anything lorrrrrrrrrrrr! As long as the aircon is STRONG and no complain2 about nanti petrol habis lahhh itu lahh ini lahhh.

But all my effort of luring him to buy new car has gone to dont know which channel already. He said that he will only buy Evo 9 and if he cannot afford that, he will going to stick with ass 13 sampai lah itu ass 13 jadi besar punya Asshole.

Evo 9 konon. I told him that he will never and can never afford to buy that car. hahahahahah! But he challenged me. He said he will buy but only after hutang reno dah habis. We’ll see la eh? Cause i think by the time the reno loan has been completed, there will be another long term financial commitment and it always has to end up like that.

Honestly, i’d still prefer his old car, Lancer 1.3. My husband ni actually loves Mitisubishi Evo car but tu lah, everytime tak menjadi plan dia. So end up he dressed up his lancer 1.3 car as EVO car. And because of that, he kena labelled as EVO WANNABE. LOL! LOL!

If you want to know, last time i used to be EVO WANNABE MODEL! LOL!

Very perasan nak mampos you know! And my husband pun that time still can layan kan me taking my pics posing with his EVO WANNABE car. Hey, that lancer 1.3 car or evo wannabe car is very good ok? The car was still in good condition but because he fell in love with his drift car, he has to let go his lancer. Haiz.

Haiz. What luck eh? I mean, as for now, i still got to endure the very uncomfortable ride. There has always be a time where all the kids loves  and pointed out to their parents whenever they saw our ass 13 car and some even took photos of his car. Sometimes, there will students who looks at his car with envy cause its a sport car and the stickers look very interesting. Those teenagers who knew about drifiting will be very excited to see his drift car. But only god knows eh how much i have to suffer and being suffocated with that car?

Benci tauuuuu. But what to do. Next entry, i shall reveal on the things that we used to spend on when we were rich and before we got married. Sungguh dasyat. Very terrible tau. Dont be surprised but skarang we both insaf already. Amin.